I'm BAAAAACK!

After too long of a hiatus, I am back posting in cyberspace. Why, you ask? Because I don't have a job and trying to catch the iguanas that are running around the yard has proven pointless. The little bastards can climb trees and jump into the river to escape me. Fuckers.

So, since you have a job and I do not, I am going to spend my free time writing about random things on my blog and hoping that you will read it. Or at least come to Florida and help me catch lizards. I read somewhere that it is legal in the state of Florida to euthanize iguanas by putting them in a freezer. WTF? Actually, we do have a beer fridge outside and the freezer is empty. MUAH MUAH MUAH.