posh spice works it at saks in boston

Sources in Boston have revealed that Posh Spice is, in fact, an alien. Here is the first person account from my source who attended Posh's recent event at Saks Fith Avenue in Boston.

From my source:

"I have a theory. Everyone you see on tv or magazines is MORE SO in real life. So people who seem exceptionally beautiful on tv, say Brad Pitt, must just walk around surrounded by an inch of heavenly light in real life. People who look skinny on tv, like Nicole Richie, must look skeletal in real life. You see where this is going?

Anyway, so Posh. Well, she looks like an alien on TV. I have to say, she looks pretty normal in real life. She's VERY skinny. And she's rather short... 5' 6" in heels, I'd say. She's pretty, but what you notice most is how good her make up is. I mean, she's workin it.

Everyone says she never smiles. And it's true. But what they don't tell you is that her face is completely blank and utterly devoid of any emotion ALL THE TIME. Not a wrinkle, not a crack, not a smile, not a blaze of wit in her eye. I mean, you got the feeling that someone could pull down their pants and set a fart on fire right in front of her, and she wouldn't even blink. It's just her, the crowds and the camera.

So it was pretty much perfect"