spam cracks me up

Do you ever look at the subject line of spam messages? Sometimes I just have to laugh. I frequently check my spam folder to make sure that my overzealous Outlook hasn't moved legitimate messages to the spam folder. Usually 1 in 300 is a real message, but I like to check just to be certain.

I have to give the spammers some credit - they are pretty clever with the titles. Here are some of my favorites from today's spam folder check:

• Conrad Mugnus! Best Cialis from Canada. - Conrad Magnus? That's a porn name if I ever heard one.
• Works with sexual stimulation. - what does? A toaster?
• Women love men who take the little blue pill. - Yeah, Aleve is so good.
• Britney is lesbian. - Yeah, so? That won't get me to open your email.
• Sniptious things for your style. - Sniptious? Is that even a word?
• No impotence. - That's right. No!
• Does your penis size ruin your life? - well, not really, but thanks for asking.
• Huge tool to please your lassie. - oh yeah, now that's what I'm talking about.