a post for the boys

This post is for boys only, so if you're a girl, please click here.

OK men, now that we're alone, I want to ask a question. This was very disturbing to me and I wonder if I am the only one that this has happened to.

Today I was on the toilet, you know, pooping. Everything was going fine and then I felt something cold on my penis. I looked down and the tip of my penis was touching the toilet bowl. The TIP! Where the slit is. How dirty and disgusting is that? And then it hit me. How many other penises have touched the same spot on the toilet bowl? Is my penis smaller than most and most hang down into the bowl? Is it because I am too fat and my legs cause my penis to touch the bowl? WHY? Why, I ask? If I had a Q-tip I would have gone to town.

Has this happened to anyone else?

Now all I can wonder is how many other penises have touched that part of the bowl. Eww. I need to go to CVS now.