funny fart story

My friend told me the funniest fart story recently.

He was at his office working with the Director of HR. Since he is a techie, he works with a lot of the users at his company. After he helped the HR lady with her problem he left her office. She also left her office and they were walking down a narrow hallway, he was in front and the HR lady was behind him. He told me that he was thinking how embarrassing it would have been if he had farted with the HR lady behind him when all of a sudden HE FARTED. He said it was the craziest thing. He told me that he sometimes thinks about different embarrassing situations and "what if" scenarios and in this case he was thinking about one AND IT HAPPENED.

He said that when it happened he didn't even flinch. He just kept walking down the hall as if nothing had happened. As if he hadn't just farted on the Director of HR.

I'm glad I'm not the only one these things happen to!