someone pop me

We went to Steak & Ale last night for dinner. I like this place because it is kind of cheesy in an 80's way. It is a little run down and definitely full of wood inside. It's dark, kind of like a place your grandfather would like. And, like an old man, I like it too. Plus, they have a salad bar, which is always a winner in my book.

So, last night we went. I made two trips to the salad bar before my meal came. And then I ate my meal. I was so full after dinner that I practically had to lay down. But wait, it gets better. Before bed I literally shoved down my gullet a piece of carrot cake. Now, I wasn't the least bit hungry, but for some reason I am not able to leave dessert and eat it later. I am such a pig.

Today I am paying. My stomach is killing me and I won't even get into how much the toilet hates me this morning. It is going to be a long day...