douche

I received a fun gadget for my birthday. It is a device that you speak your grocery list into and it spits out a list. Very handy, yes, but you need to speak clearly or else you get some random item that you probably don't need.

Here is Steven and I trying to add "bleach" to the list...but we got douche. We don't even need a douche but it is now on our list. We are going to have really clean assholes.